Jengatbast is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome skunk.

Jengatbast created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jengatbast, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jengatbast, he will turn you into a rock.

Jengatbast's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jengatbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not keep seven voles in a large pit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.