Hatgigdib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate snail.

Hatgigdib created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatgigdib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hatgigdib, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hatgigdib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hatgigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.