Godflanyar is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy goblin.

Godflanyar created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Godflanyar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godflanyar, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Godflanyar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Godflanyar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.