Litfontap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome jackal.

Litfontap created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litfontap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Litfontap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Litfontap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Litfontap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Litfontap.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Never paint your chest yellow.