Milvadtan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, caring seal.

Milvadtan created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Milvadtan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milvadtan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Milvadtan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Milvadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Milvadtan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about fire.