Dossfadjatquamtalwatdogkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong donkey.

Dossfadjatquamtalwatdogkan created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossfadjatquamtalwatdogkan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dossfadjatquamtalwatdogkan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dossfadjatquamtalwatdogkan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dossfadjatquamtalwatdogkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never eat pineapples.