Armlaknatpang is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured armadillo.

Armlaknatpang created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armlaknatpang, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armlaknatpang, he will jump up and down on your head.

Armlaknatpang's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Armlaknatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Armlaknatpang loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.