Cidyattip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unfair mink.

Cidyattip created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidyattip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidyattip, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cidyattip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cidyattip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Cidyattip on top of important buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Cidyattip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.