Matgabwonrap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous hedgehog.

Matgabwonrap created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Matgabwonrap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matgabwonrap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Matgabwonrap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Matgabwonrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to goats while wearing indigo hats.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.