Gombastjan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast dragonfly.

Gombastjan created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gombastjan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gombastjan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gombastjan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gombastjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.