Fagcubtag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental wasp.

Fagcubtag created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Fagcubtag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fagcubtag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fagcubtag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fagcubtag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fagcubtag.

2. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Pray towards the east.