Podcitflig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing raccoon.

Podcitflig created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podcitflig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Podcitflig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Podcitflig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Podcitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.