Bosshavig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, wise sheep.

Bosshavig created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosshavig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bosshavig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bosshavig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bosshavig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bosshavig five times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Bosshavig in the centre of the settlement.