Gadrullgil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust aardvark.

Gadrullgil created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadrullgil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadrullgil, she will ignore you.

Gadrullgil's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gadrullgil's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to goats while wearing turquoise ear rings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always take life seriously.