Wadbagyat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, happy faun.

Wadbagyat created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadbagyat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wadbagyat, he will curse you with boils.

Wadbagyat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wadbagyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Fast once a month.