Sasbinquatortlistlab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, egotistical crocodile.

Sasbinquatortlistlab created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Sasbinquatortlistlab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sasbinquatortlistlab, it will make you grow a tail.

Sasbinquatortlistlab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sasbinquatortlistlab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sasbinquatortlistlab.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.