Vinhimmum is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous zebra.

Vinhimmum created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinhimmum, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vinhimmum, he will cry a lot.

Vinhimmum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vinhimmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near foxes while wearing pink scarves and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never feed aubergines to sheep while wearing mauve kilts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinhimmum.