Vedbuscud is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable hamster.

Vedbuscud created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Vedbuscud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedbuscud, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vedbuscud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vedbuscud's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.