Dumrowgut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented chicken.

Dumrowgut created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dumrowgut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumrowgut, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dumrowgut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dumrowgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.