Gessmegsog Yatkencam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonest guinea pig.

Gessmegsog Yatkencam created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Gessmegsog Yatkencam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gessmegsog Yatkencam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gessmegsog Yatkencam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gessmegsog Yatkencam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.