Sigraktitganmegyatt Nillhubpas Dadrotspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, almighty swallow.

Sigraktitganmegyatt Nillhubpas Dadrotspag created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigraktitganmegyatt Nillhubpas Dadrotspag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sigraktitganmegyatt Nillhubpas Dadrotspag, it will destroy your home planet.

Sigraktitganmegyatt Nillhubpas Dadrotspag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sigraktitganmegyatt Nillhubpas Dadrotspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the west.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Always obey Sigraktitganmegyatt Nillhubpas Dadrotspag's priests.
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