Danstikdad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast eagle.

Danstikdad created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danstikdad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Danstikdad, she will make you grow a tail.

Danstikdad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Danstikdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never jump in the presence of nematodes.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Do not chop down trees.