Rulmighen Nartpidbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical eagle.

Rulmighen Nartpidbass created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulmighen Nartpidbass, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulmighen Nartpidbass, it will turn you into a rat.

Rulmighen Nartpidbass' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rulmighen Nartpidbass' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never think about spacetime near swans while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.