Homkarlog Latsoghapdinbafkamkim Wanbonton is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid swan.

Homkarlog Latsoghapdinbafkamkim Wanbonton created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Homkarlog Latsoghapdinbafkamkim Wanbonton, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homkarlog Latsoghapdinbafkamkim Wanbonton, she will turn you into a sheep.

Homkarlog Latsoghapdinbafkamkim Wanbonton's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Homkarlog Latsoghapdinbafkamkim Wanbonton's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Never sprint in holy places.