Tonlaghom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous camel.

Tonlaghom created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonlaghom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tonlaghom, she will laugh at you.

Tonlaghom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tonlaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear yellow coats.

4. Worship no other gods but Tonlaghom.

5. Never look in ponds.