Yarquafnibfubbus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome goat.

Yarquafnibfubbus created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarquafnibfubbus, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarquafnibfubbus, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yarquafnibfubbus' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yarquafnibfubbus' Holy Commandments

1. Yarquafnibfubbus loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not commit murder.