Rowlabfon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish dryad.

Rowlabfon created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Rowlabfon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rowlabfon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rowlabfon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rowlabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not speak about turnips.