Jamveenman is a god.

She takes the form of a large, amazing mongoose.

Jamveenman created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamveenman, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jamveenman, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jamveenman's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jamveenman's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away if three birds approach from the west.