Quartmadhit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured finch.

Quartmadhit created life four years ago.

If you believe in Quartmadhit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quartmadhit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Quartmadhit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Quartmadhit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Quartmadhit loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never hop in the presence of moths.

5. Quartmadhit must be the most important thing in your life.