Gamwatbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful wyvern.

Gamwatbog created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamwatbog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gamwatbog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gamwatbog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gamwatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not take Gamwatbog's name in vain.

5. Never feed carrots to frogs while wearing tights.
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