Wegarfhamsafsanfitmilxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented monkey.

Wegarfhamsafsanfitmilxuc created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegarfhamsafsanfitmilxuc, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wegarfhamsafsanfitmilxuc, it will come to you in dreams.

Wegarfhamsafsanfitmilxuc's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wegarfhamsafsanfitmilxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Always obey Wegarfhamsafsanfitmilxuc's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.