Bitlabdobwitcungomzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, egotistical snake.

Bitlabdobwitcungomzog created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitlabdobwitcungomzog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bitlabdobwitcungomzog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bitlabdobwitcungomzog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bitlabdobwitcungomzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Bitlabdobwitcungomzog's priests.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.