Wipvonkbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous dolphin.

Wipvonkbog created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipvonkbog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wipvonkbog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Wipvonkbog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wipvonkbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear indigo stockings.