Budtoftarp Cinbenstigcud is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable finch.

Budtoftarp Cinbenstigcud created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Budtoftarp Cinbenstigcud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budtoftarp Cinbenstigcud, he will destroy your home planet.

Budtoftarp Cinbenstigcud's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Budtoftarp Cinbenstigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine mites approach from the south.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not hurt moths.