Camligfab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous crow.

Camligfab created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camligfab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Camligfab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Camligfab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Camligfab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Put Camligfab first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.