Habyimcim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful hamster.

Habyimcim created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habyimcim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Habyimcim, she will think nothing of it.

Habyimcim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Habyimcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Habyimcim.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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