Nillistjon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving pig.

Nillistjon created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillistjon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nillistjon, he will cry a lot.

Nillistjon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nillistjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillistjon.

5. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the south.
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