Mathimyimnabmisbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent yak.

Mathimyimnabmisbep created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mathimyimnabmisbep, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mathimyimnabmisbep, she will be very sad.

Mathimyimnabmisbep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mathimyimnabmisbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Mathimyimnabmisbep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing mauve kilts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your hands.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Mathimyimnabmisbep in the centre of the settlement.