Dapwipbug Jigsandtif Xemjabnan
is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, slow
wren
.
Dapwipbug Jigsandtif Xemjabnan
created gold six million years ago.
If you believe in
Dapwipbug Jigsandtif Xemjabnan
, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dapwipbug Jigsandtif Xemjabnan
, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Dapwipbug Jigsandtif Xemjabnan's
most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Dapwipbug Jigsandtif Xemjabnan's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing turquoise hats.
2. Never think ill of sick shrews.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Feed all hungry doves.
5. Never wear jumpers.
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