Loploopdud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody hydra.

Loploopdud created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loploopdud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Loploopdud, it will strike you with lightening.

Loploopdud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Loploopdud's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sing near snails.

5. Never wear blue ear rings.