Sogarmbab is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil
horse.
Sogarmbab created silver two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sogarmbab, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sogarmbab, he will boil you in a big pot.
Sogarmbab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Sogarmbab's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Never talk about quantum field theory.
4. Never skip near cats.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.