Caddotlam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent lobster.

Caddotlam created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Caddotlam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Caddotlam, it will turn you into a worm.

Caddotlam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Caddotlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Hide if six seals approach from the south.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing green boots.