Ditsitxem is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unfair capybara.

Ditsitxem created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Ditsitxem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ditsitxem, it will turn you into a sheep.

Ditsitxem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ditsitxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if three sharks approach from the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.