Gebruldosslip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane dugong.

Gebruldosslip created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebruldosslip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gebruldosslip, he will manifest in front of you.

Gebruldosslip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gebruldosslip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Always take life seriously.