Cumkamsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate deer.

Cumkamsak created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumkamsak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cumkamsak, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cumkamsak's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cumkamsak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always look after injured eagles.