Motmabsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet dragon.

Motmabsin created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motmabsin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motmabsin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Motmabsin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Motmabsin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Motmabsin five times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look in ponds.