Gom is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, contented
centipede.
Gom created Africa five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Gom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Gom's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat bread.
2. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never talk about gravity near monkeys while wearing yellow shorts and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.
5. You must never eat cucumbers.