Tofxemcimfossaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, vain butterfly.

Tofxemcimfossaf created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tofxemcimfossaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofxemcimfossaf, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tofxemcimfossaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tofxemcimfossaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of bats.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Do not hurt pigs.