Nellgodkem is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish capybara.

Nellgodkem created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellgodkem, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nellgodkem, he will think nothing of it.

Nellgodkem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nellgodkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Nellgodkem loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.