Nadortmet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, contented horse.

Nadortmet created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nadortmet, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadortmet, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nadortmet's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nadortmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.